ive done this but with poop
Lolll
Everyone is going to be talking about it like I can’t believe I saw some guy about to shit off the side of the bridge. Then about 1 hour later everyone will have forgotten and only you remember now.
On Tuesday I felt like I badly needed to shit. I was working at a hospital and the secluded bathroom was out of toilet paper so I went to one in the main part of the hospital. It was just farts. Possibly the most gas I’ve ever had. I have hemorrhoids pretty bad and farting while sitting on a toilet is the worst thing for making them very angry.
Plus mad people were walking by and stopping to have conversations by the door, so many people listened to me fart 40 times.
Your username weirdly checks out…
And on a side note: there are a lot of ways to cure/alleviate piles. What are your weapons of choice?
Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.
Call it performance art.
People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition
Art studios might actually finance your project
Embarrassment averted
I’d be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.
At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.
Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.
I’m sure there’s a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.
