Because he fucking said so, that’s why!

Spoiler: they will, because fucking printers

Doing the jobs real Americans don’t want.

I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

“Words can’t describe my appreciation for his gifts”

Here’s one for you, Kev - Shit!

Spoil his legacy? Like, if someone treads in a huge, perfectly formed, steaming hot dog turd? That kind of spoilt legacy?

And shame? The man is a weapons-grade narcissistic arsehole. He doesn’t know the meaning of the word.

They’re

Yep. Look after your teeth folks.

A 21st century green space-race is exactly what we need. Nothing furthers technology better than good old competition. And war. But competition will do.

You know, you can be a cisgender white male, and still hate Donald Trump.