189 points

I can be a pretty naive guy. I am continually amazed not just by the volume, but by the varieties of creepiness that women have to put up with on a daily basis. WTF, Anon?

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I guess, thatā€™s the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub

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Maybe the employee complained about having to stand for hours upon hours (because Walmart sucks) and idiot anon misread it as an opportunity?

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I guess, thatā€™s the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub

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132 points

Itā€™s completely normal to ask a stranger to let you touch their feet. /s

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92 points

Worked for jesus.

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Anon is the Messiah

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Heā€™s not the Messiah, heā€™s a very naughty boy!

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Heā€™s not the Messiah, heā€™s a very naughty boy!

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He gets us

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105 points

Oof. Thereā€™s fucking up, and then thereā€™s getting banned from Wal-Mart. The only lower position is getting banned from the dollar store.

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In order to be banned from a dollar store, the one employee working there would have to Home Alone the place to keep you out

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Hey now. Thereā€™s SOMETIMES a second employee!

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Well, they have to hand over the single key to the store at some point from one employee to their successor when they retire.

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Good thing he offered though. That was finally big and explicit enough an offense to allow her to report him and end the smaller, subtler harassment she had to suffer until then for the sake of customer service.

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Anon tries Pulp Fiction rizz

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20 points

That manager? Marcellus Wallace

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I hear he looks like a bitch.

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