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Anon misfires(slrpnk.net)

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Agent641@lemmy.world
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Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.

Call it performance art.

People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition

Art studios might actually finance your project

Embarrassment averted

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Comment105@lemm.ee
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I’d be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

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Blackmist@feddit.uk
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At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.

Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.

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Nfamwap@lemmy.world
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And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.

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nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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I’m sure there’s a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.

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Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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At one point they are an arrangement of stacked plastic boxes. So it’s clear they’ll take anything

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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Soon a queue will form and you can charge 5 quid at the door

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