ive done this but with poop
Everyone is going to be talking about it like I can’t believe I saw some guy about to shit off the side of the bridge. Then about 1 hour later everyone will have forgotten and only you remember now.
Lolll
Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.
Call it performance art.
People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition
Art studios might actually finance your project
Embarrassment averted
I’d be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.
At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.
Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.
I’m sure there’s a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.
