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Everyone is going to be talking about it like I can’t believe I saw some guy about to shit off the side of the bridge. Then about 1 hour later everyone will have forgotten and only you remember now.

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ive done this but with poop

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Projectile shit into the river?

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Lolll

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Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.

Call it performance art.

People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition

Art studios might actually finance your project

Embarrassment averted

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I’d be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

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At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.

Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.

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And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.

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I’m sure there’s a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.

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At one point they are an arrangement of stacked plastic boxes. So it’s clear they’ll take anything

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Soon a queue will form and you can charge 5 quid at the door

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Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.

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Diarrhea is a lot more understandable reason to do that. A fart you could’ve just sneakily let go while walking

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old fashioned

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