If marriage isn’t annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.

We will have our milkshakes ready.

Maybe they can take Ted Cruz back while they’re at it?

The Internet remembers

Where the fuck is Karl Fairburne?

Xenophobic racist mama’s boy. But he wrote some great stories.

I miss Guitar Hero but once the guitar broke it was literally game over.

My work password is my weakest password. It’s still pretty good though.

I’m all for electric but Tesla is a disaster when it comes to quality and reliability.

Born to Run. Wait…Darkness on the Edge of Town. Wait…Nebraska…