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Maybe they can take Ted Cruz back while they’re at it?

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55 points

If not Canada, then maybe russia? I hear they’re desprately hiring new people!

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I hear the surface of the sun is granting citizenship to all those who apply.

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No no. Lets not fuck with the sun. If somehow the sun goes out, we’re all fucked. If they have some issue in russia, thats a them problem.

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35 points

Texan here. You mean Rafael Edward Cruz?

The immigrant that’s against immigrants?

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Is Rafael one of the most pretentious names these days? Fortunately it’s going the way of Ruth.

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who was your favorite ninja turtle? mine was donatello because the staff was the best weapon

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No one wants Ted Cruz

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7 points

I resent threats like this.

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9 points

You’re from alberta i take it?

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3 points

Yup

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