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Donald Trump is officially more popular in Alberta than he is in the United States(cultmtl.com)

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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If not Canada, then maybe russia? I hear they’re desprately hiring new people!

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NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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I hear the surface of the sun is granting citizenship to all those who apply.

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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No no. Lets not fuck with the sun. If somehow the sun goes out, we’re all fucked. If they have some issue in russia, thats a them problem.

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thefartographer@lemm.ee
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Because of the sun doing what it is, chucking our worldly problems onto it will only make it more sun

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NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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If Donald Trump can poison the entire sun with his mere presence he should be dissected for science.

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