Her, Fred Rodgers, and…yeah, that’s a short list. I’d add my grandmother there too, but nobody would know who I’m talking about.

It’s probably just Chris Jericho again doing Chris Jericho things.

I liked the part where it exploded like fireworks, but I also liked the part where it fucked putin’s advances.

I don’t think people are ever going to be nostolgic for the pandemic, just like I don’t think they’ll ever be nostolgic for the aids outbreaks of the 1980s.

I mean…yeah. They COULDN’T find the soviet union in 1991. It disolved in 1990.

Everytime I think I’m a little “out there”, I remember THIS dork exists, which frees up my mind to do other things.

Like put on a mushroomhead XX logo painted jason mask, a diana ross wig, and flannel shirt so I could go to a Fiona Apple concert, mostly against my will, get up to the front of the stage and start waving my hand enthusiastically and yell “HI HIPPIE LADY!!! HELLO!!! HELLO HIPPIE LADY!!! HIIIIIII!!!” as her bassist had to walk off stage from laughing too much, Fiona Apple looking annoyed, and 2000 people all glaring daggers at me. Luckily the crowd was 100% females besides me. So no violence towards my antics actually took place.

Times are crazy. Especially when I remember that story is like 20 years old.

Coming BACK??? I’ve never even heard of it. Is this like Mystery Theater 3000, except with Rene Paquette, RJ City, and Danhausen watching matches giving silly commentary over it?

Why not do one for Ukraine, and one for russia? It would give an active look into how the war is playing out almost in real time. I know russia losing 1000+ everyday sounds like a lot, but what’s it relative to? Is Ukraine losing 50 a day? 500 a day? 2000 a day? I honestly have no idea, and I don’t know any unbiased news sources to follow the war in real time. Last I heard Ukraine invaded russia almost a month ago. Thats the last I heard.

…is it not obvious? Is that why people are downvoting the joke?

“If you pass these bills, and reject womens care, women will DIE!!!”

“Pssshhhh no they won’t! Quit being stupid!”

women die

shocked pikachu faces