All episodes of Caillou were banned in my house. That little shit taught my son how to whine.

Any movie where 1 cell phone would resolve the situation. A lot of serial camper killers would get shut down pretty fast.

Jill is here to collect some donations then disappear for 4 years. Again.

Who wants.to adjust the seat and mirrors every time they drive?

This is all journalism these days

Its always “shut up and dribble” when someone disagrees with you.

The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers.

If marriage isn’t annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.

Let’s be honest, the whole thing has always been a little weird.

I was told I could lie without consequence.