Just give it some time. Eventually, everything will return to crab

noe

Mogo-jian, stop posting while on LSD

Well, where was she when she last saw it?

Waiting for coach to put him in

“Frankly, I’m sick and tired of [idiots] on the internet misattributing quotes to me”

• Abraham Lincoln, 1814

Not having to have 20 children because 10 die as babies and the other 10 are your only means of retirement is also a big plus

Reminds me of that scene from Hannibal. Also that scene from The Platform

Meanwhile, a grammatically correct English sentence:

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Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs

Das “Ich liebe es” oder das “Es ist so hässlich”?