UPDATE: https://pixelfed.crimedad.work/p/crimedad/717794020275353272

cross-posted from: https://pixelfed.crimedad.work/p/crimedad/715310569850044948

Time comes for us all.

We found this dead horseshoe crab on the beach today. It had a numbered tag on its shell apparently put there by The Maryland Fish & Wildlife Conservation Office. I’ve seen many horseshoe crabs here over the years, but never one with a tag. I made sure to go to the website and log it.

#beach #shore #NewHavenHarbor #HorseshoeCrab #conservation

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58 points

440 million years old, and someone goes and staples a tag to me?

God damn it so much

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It looks like a CD to. Bro went and stapled his mixtape to a crab

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I didn’t know that they lived that long.

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That’s how long the species has existed. They live ~25 years.

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10 points

Only the lucky ones

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7 points

Especially now that they’re harvesting them for blood.

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They probably did that to try to learn more about their longevity and habits

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Lol I love how innocent your comment is. In a thread of jokes and sarcasm you come in with the pure intention of informing. Cheers friend🍻

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36 points

Hello? Government? Your crab is dead

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Imagine you had never seen a crab before. Then someone shows you a picture of a true crab and says “this is a crab”. Now imagine after that you are shown a horseshoe crab. There’s no way you would think that’s also a crab.

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Just give it some time. Eventually, everything will return to crab

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Well taxinomically, they aren’t actually crabs or crustaceans. More closely related to arachnids.

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3 points

Aren’t crabs in general just like the spiders of the sea?

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5 points

They may look like it but they aren’t closely related at all

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7 points

I mean, if you flip it over and look at the legs it’s kind of crabby looking.

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Go to the beaches in Delaware full moon around 6/15 and it’s mating time for the crabs. It’s a spectacle when there are thousands of them on the beach at once!

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See you boys at the crab orgy

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The only animal that doesn’t have to worry about catching crabs at the orgy

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They make Fuck piles

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For some reason I read this comment in the rhythm of Ooh La La by Coolio

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i don’t know why but i have always been terrified of crabs. almost dropped my phone when i saw this one.

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Apologies!

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