EmoDuck

The behavioral scientist studying mice in mazes: “Same”

Images going to bed in an Mormon military base and waking up that, surprise, the Amish build a prison camp around you during the night

Needs more

I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.

Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you

If we’re bringing back old army stuff then I vote for the Drummer Boys to be next. They really help morale.

Oh, and gay sex. If it worked for the greeks it will work of us

Sag was du willst, aber die EU kämpft erfolgreich dagenen an. Seit es die befestigten Deckel gibt ist mein Verlangen nach abgepackten Getränken gleich null gefallen.

Reduziert somit auch den Plastikmüll, den ich produzier

How does a bow-tie wear a duck? 🤔

It’s interesting how words change over time. “Retard” used to be the politically correct term for someone with a mental disorder

Call me a middle eastern military base because I want it to blow it’s load all over me 🥵💦

The point isn’t that it’s a mystery, but that it’s a word people usually don’t really think about.

No one’s reacting to it with “Hussa, finally this mystery that’s been plaguing me for ages has been resolved for me”, they are reacting to it with “Huh, never really thought about it. Makes sense”