Ah yes, Bufferella, the fitness witch of the dark forest. She only eats unseasoned lean children’s meat and rice. Instead of turning princes into frogs she turns them into protein shakes

It actually refers to tying a napkin around your neck before eating. You had to “make the ends meet” before you could eat

My main takeaway from this is that I should eat 5 times my daily calorie count in chicken breast and I’ll turn into Arnold Schwarzenegger. Time to get out my KFC coupons

Nice argument Asuka. Unfortunately for you I masturbated over your naked comatosed body

Classic case of survivorship bias

People back in the day had just as much terrible advice as we have today, it’s just that the only one that survived long enough to survive to the present day is the really good advice

But to answer the question, anything related to the ingestion of mercury

Misato from Neon Genesis Evangelion

Most cinemas also offer salty popcorn. It’s nice that they accommodate weirdos like you

Don’t knock it till you try it. Most snake venom is enzyme based to if you apply enough heat to the wound it would prevent a poisoning.

My mate was once bitten by a snake so we boiled him alive and guess what? He didn’t die from that poison

Too bad that radiohead was killed by the videohead

I clicked on a porn add when I was a child. It shattered my world in a very good way