I’m surprised. Merriam-Webster is usually the Urban Dictionary of print dictionaries. I’d have more expected them to change their definition because β€œmuh common usage.”

Hacks. OED or death.

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etymology has nothing to do with common usage.

also common usage is what defines words; that has nothing to do with MW. that’s how language works. i can’t believe there are still prescriptionists in this century.

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I love that there are strong opinions like this out there for dictionaries.

You’ve convinced me. I’m ride or die for OED now too.

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Hopefully you’re an β€œOxford comma, ride or die”, too.

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5 points

Oxford comma, ride, or die

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Of course! I’d have thought that went without saying. I’m not a barbarian.

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I do like that vampire weekend song.

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I never really thought about choosing a side, but I am a staunch supporter of the Oxford comma. I guess now I know which side I’m on. Let’s fucking go

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There’s dozens of us!

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Oh, extra points for the Oxford comma, too. That automatically grants you Pope status.

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I once read an article praising the 1913 edition of the Webster’s dictionary and I have been using it ever since (in the form of GNU Collaborative International Dictionary of English). That with etymonline makes the reading experience quite pleasant.

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Webster’s still had morals in 1913. I wouldn’t shun a 1913 edition.

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Anyone have the definition of OED?

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8 points

It’s the Oxford English Dictionary

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Well, you and I were already basically besties, weren’t we @The_Picard_Maneuver?

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6 points

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the gold standard lexicon

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This is Webster, named after the guy who butchered English for fun and fame? It’s like dunning-kruger became a linguistic architect.

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Wasn’t he trying to simplify it? He’s the reason for most of our Americanized spellings, I’m pretty sure.

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81 points

NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH

At least that’s what they taught us in journalism school

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Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting

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Oops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would’ve…

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They’re joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.

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Never eat skunks weiners, actually.

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5 points

NESW

Not Everyone Wins Sayings

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Why would I do extra research to prove my professor wrong instead of just listening to what they said for the test? Idk you’re right but also assuming a lot lmfao

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Wait you’re sticking with that it actually happened not that you were joking? What f-tier journalism school did you go to? And they tested on the origin of the world news, already an insane thing to do to in a journalistic qualification, AND they expected a totally absurd and obviously false answer?

Were you training to work at fox?

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Journalism is the production and distribution of reports on the interaction of events, facts, ideas, and people that are the β€œnews of the day” and that informs society to at least some degree of accuracy.

Gosh, I dunno. Couldn’t have anything to do with the subject matter, maybe?

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NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH

all in the same house

Dammit. Now I need to listen to some Escape Club

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18 points

That doesn’t even make sense, who would refer to cardinal directions in that order?

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10 points

The Catholic Church says hi.:-P

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5 points

I think they do north south east west.

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Isn’t it forehead chest, shoulder shoulder? So NSEW?

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Oh. Then it makes sense that South is the final objective.

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5 points

Fun fact they were going to name compasses NEWS but the name was already taken

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That’s news to me!

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Idk if all the people in this comment section are joking, it means things that are new. New information about the world.

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Of course we all know that β€œnews” stands for Never EVER Work Safe.

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Isnt that Amazon warehouse motto?

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Yes, but they got it from earlier companies, like the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory.

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The movie dramatisation of the triangle factory showed the awful conditions. Trying to make everyone clock out while the building was burning down around them. Madness.

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