9 points
10 points
Of course! I’d have thought that went without saying. I’m not a barbarian.
5 points
I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri give up my Oxford comma.
3 points
Oooo! Oooo!
I once worked with a guy from Missouri who said, “you know that little stub that sticks down into Arkansas? If we cut that off and gave it to Arkansas, it’d raise the average IQ of both states by 10 points.”
Always thought it was funny, but never knew if he was joking.
5 points
2 points
