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NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH

At least that’s what they taught us in journalism school

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73 points

Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting

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9 points

Oops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would’ve…

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15 points

They’re joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.

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4 points

Never eat skunks weiners, actually.

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5 points

NESW

Not Everyone Wins Sayings

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18 points

That doesn’t even make sense, who would refer to cardinal directions in that order?

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10 points

The Catholic Church says hi.:-P

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10 points

Isn’t it forehead chest, shoulder shoulder? So NSEW?

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5 points

I think they do north south east west.

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3 points

Oh. Then it makes sense that South is the final objective.

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18 points
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Why would I do extra research to prove my professor wrong instead of just listening to what they said for the test? Idk you’re right but also assuming a lot lmfao

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Journalism is the production and distribution of reports on the interaction of events, facts, ideas, and people that are the “news of the day” and that informs society to at least some degree of accuracy.

Gosh, I dunno. Couldn’t have anything to do with the subject matter, maybe?

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Wait you’re sticking with that it actually happened not that you were joking? What f-tier journalism school did you go to? And they tested on the origin of the world news, already an insane thing to do to in a journalistic qualification, AND they expected a totally absurd and obviously false answer?

Were you training to work at fox?

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Fun fact they were going to name compasses NEWS but the name was already taken

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That’s news to me!

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NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH

all in the same house

Dammit. Now I need to listen to some Escape Club

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