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So in this analogy you’re picking…?

Hang on, babe, R2 has to roll across the screen first!

Thank you. Now, insofar as it concerns apostrophes (he said pedantically), couldn’t it be argued that the tools we have at our immediate disposal for making ourselves understood through text are simply inadequate to express the depth of a thought? And wouldn’t it therefore be more appropriate to condemn the lack of tools rather than the person using them creatively, despite their simplicity? At what point do we cast off the blinders and leave the guardrails behind? Or shall we always bow our heads to the wicked chroniclers who have made unwitting fools of us all; and for what? Evolving our language? Our birthright?

No, I say! We have surged free of the feeble chains of the Oxfords and Websters of the world, and no guardrail can contain us! Let go your clutching minds of the anchors of tradition and spread your wings! Fly, I say! Fly and conformn’t!

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I relinquish the pedant stick.

She didn’t say she wasn’t familiar with the department of labor, she said she wasn’t familiar with their report. What an idiotic headline.

I found out recently that Anyone But You was just a remake of Much Ado About Nothing, which I mean… Is there anything Will Shakespeare hasn’t touched!?

Sounds like you were the correct amount of high. It’s the only way I get that introspective.

Lol, I guess an oiler would be smaller than a carrier, huh. We’d be refueling on one side and a carrier would be refueling on the other. While we’re pulling pallets over via span wire, like chumps, the carrier was just using its helos. Good times

Like putting speakers in monitors.

Okay then, I’m being performative. I feel better about myself, thanks.

Maybe she’s just now finding out, too