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How long until she is gregnant?

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Can u get prrrrrreagantè?

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Am I pagnate?

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I know this reference, old internet friend.

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Am I perganant?

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Cant make a tomlette without breaking a few Greg’s.

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Welcome to Greg’s baby, featuring Lauren.

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80 points

At least this bridezilla is honest.

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That sign cost more than my wedding

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…i think we paid $500 all-in, including the minister, the gazebo, and taking the wedding party to lunch afterward…

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Uncle married us, at my aunt’s house(nice spot) and my dad paid for lunch after. Only mistake I made was I didn’t know my mom was out of town so she wasn’t there 🤣. But my wife gave her a grandchild so that’s water under the bridge now. Wife’s dress was like $35 from Francesca’s and I wore a suit I already had. Her engagement ring on the other hand was like $8k. My wending band $30 and a possible future ring finger degloved because it’s titanium.

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Isn’t there something that says rich weddings lead to quick divorces?

No better way to be sure that your partner is frugal and not in it for the money than a cheap wedding. Your interests have to be aligned or it never works.

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I think the sign is designed to make it easy to change “Greg” to someone else and reuse.

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TFW your name as fiancee is written with white board marker.

Im sure you are her 1st choice.

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Maybe she’s just now finding out, too

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Eh, it could very easily be a DIY with a vinyl cutter

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Still more expensive than my wedding lol

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We basically eloped in front of family with a family member performing the ceremony

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You’re saying it’s easy to DIY and get a result that doesn’t look like shit?

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No, I’m saying it could likely be a DIY project, with the right tools. I’ve never done it before, but it’s a fairly common thing to diy these signs if you’re on a budget.

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Hey Greg!
Welcome to Lauren’s marriage.

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If I get married this is how I want the invitations worded

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With Laura’s name, and also Greg? Or with your and your partner’s names?

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Cheaper to change our names lol

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Why not both?

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If.

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If.

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