38 points

Any normal President wouldnā€™t threaten Congress in this way. Heā€™s acting as Supreme Ruler right now.

permalink
report
reply
68 points

We are literally living in some dystopian film. Xelon is the evil that we all need to defeat.

permalink
report
reply
12 points

We need a better nickname than Xelon. He needs to be referred to as setting way dumber than that

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

I just call him ā€œSchmuckā€.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I previously was referring to him as ā€œthat junkieā€.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

He has an obsession with the letter ā€œXā€, so thatā€™s why I started calling him Xelon. Itā€™s Xelon Xusk if weā€™re being formal. We need to Space X him out to Mars as soon as possible.

permalink
report
parent
reply
175 points

Keep focusing on Musk.

Trump will lose his shit that heā€™s not the one in the spot light.

Trump will throw him out.

permalink
report
reply
85 points

If weā€™re very lucky theyā€™ll destroy each other.

permalink
report
parent
reply
63 points

What is it about this timeline that makes you think weā€™re lucky?

permalink
report
parent
reply
39 points

Weā€™re due? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

permalink
report
parent
reply
111 points

Musk is forgetting one of the most important rules of fascism. You canā€™t become god emperor while the previous god emperor is still alive.

permalink
report
parent
reply
29 points

You canā€™t become god emperor while the previous god emperor is still alive.

Musk easily has enough money to make that happen.

permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time!

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
26 points

Okay the madnes of Trumpā€™s second term will cause untold suffering, but it sure will be interesting to watch.

permalink
report
reply
11 points

ā€œI might get murdered in my sleep for being queer or hunted down and jailed for my political beliefs, but at least Iā€™ll be entertained!ā€

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Nobody can stop this train. You may as well learn to laugh at the absurdity of it all.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Iā€™ll laugh when I wake up and realize my being in America right now was just a bad dream and actually I had moved many years prior to a nice little bungalow on the southern coast of Spain where I have a well-established vineyard and a little garden and coincidentally have become fluent in Spanish. I will laugh with particular enthusiasm over the news of the chaos in America just before settling in for my siesta, after which Iā€™ll make off-color jokes with my neighbors over a glass or two of homemade sherry about when we can expect Trump to meet with an unfortunate accident involving a window.

Thatā€™s when Iā€™ll laugh.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

I literally changed my voter registration because this election made me remember my address and party affiliation are public record in my state.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Same. Iā€™ll never register Dem again unless thereā€™s a progressive primary candidate.

permalink
report
parent
reply
112 points

Biden still being the actual president during this is entirely lost.

permalink
report
reply
41 points

For real, Biden should tell him to sit down Young Muskifucker. But heā€™s probably just gonna let it slide as a sneak preview.

permalink
report
parent
reply
42 points

Biden is the oligarchies old guy. He ainā€™t gonna do shit, just like he hasnā€™t done shit as fascism seized power. Trump/MAGA/Musk is the oligarchies NEW guy. The oligarchy IS fascism.

permalink
report
parent
reply
19 points

So what I am reading is its better if we all pick up the Green Mario banner now instead of later?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I know, right?

permalink
report
parent
reply

politics

!politics@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome to the discussion of US Politics!

Rules:

  1. Post only links to articles, Title must fairly describe link contents. If your title differs from the siteā€™s, it should only be to add context or be more descriptive. Do not post entire articles in the body or in the comments.

Links must be to the original source, not an aggregator like Google Amp, MSN, or Yahoo.

Example:

  1. Articles must be relevant to politics. Links must be to quality and original content. Articles should be worth reading. Clickbait, stub articles, and rehosted or stolen content are not allowed. Check your source for Reliability and Bias here.
  2. Be civil, No violations of TOS. Itā€™s OK to say the subject of an article is behaving like a (pejorative, pejorative). Itā€™s NOT OK to say another USER is (pejorative). Strong language is fine, just not directed at other members. Engage in good-faith and with respect! This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban.
  3. No memes, trolling, or low-effort comments. Reposts, misinformation, off-topic, trolling, or offensive. Similarly, if you see posts along these lines, do not engage. Report them, block them, and live a happier life than they do. We see too many slapfights that boil down to ā€œMom! Heā€™s bugging me!ā€ and ā€œIā€™m not touching you!ā€ Going forward, slapfights will result in removed comments and temp bans to cool off.
  4. Vote based on comment quality, not agreement. This community aims to foster discussion; please reward people for putting effort into articulating their viewpoint, even if you disagree with it.
  5. No hate speech, slurs, celebrating death, advocating violence, or abusive language. This will result in a ban. Usernames containing racist, or inappropriate slurs will be banned without warning

We ask that the users report any comment or post that violate the rules, to use critical thinking when reading, posting or commenting. Users that post off-topic spam, advocate violence, have multiple comments or posts removed, weaponize reports or violate the code of conduct will be banned.

All posts and comments will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis. This means that some content that violates the rules may be allowed, while other content that does not violate the rules may be removed. The moderators retain the right to remove any content and ban users.

Thatā€™s all the rules!

Civic Links

ā€¢ Register To Vote

ā€¢ Citizenship Resource Center

ā€¢ Congressional Awards Program

ā€¢ Federal Government Agencies

ā€¢ Library of Congress Legislative Resources

ā€¢ The White House

ā€¢ U.S. House of Representatives

ā€¢ U.S. Senate

Partnered Communities:

ā€¢ News

ā€¢ World News

ā€¢ Business News

ā€¢ Political Discussion

ā€¢ Ask Politics

ā€¢ Military News

ā€¢ Global Politics

ā€¢ Moderate Politics

ā€¢ Progressive Politics

ā€¢ UK Politics

ā€¢ Canadian Politics

ā€¢ Australian Politics

ā€¢ New Zealand Politics

Community stats

  • 9.9K

    Monthly active users

  • 12K

    Posts

  • 212K

    Comments