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Initially read “liquidated” as “liquefied” and somehow it was both a more beautiful and disgusting image.

… Big ass titties.

He’s also more popular in Russia. Let them have him.

With any luck he’ll bitch about lack of McDonald’s and fall out a window.

I’ve had a daughter since I watched it last… I really don’t think I have it in me to try now.

Thank you for the eloquence, Major.

And Sagan.

This is absolutely the worst timeline.

Wound up with 2 of these over the years and they were the absolute best, but carrying around a Brazilion batteries wasn’t ideal.

Way too good for it’s day.

This headline almost gives me hope that eventually someone could finally get through to all those poor MAGA.

Maybe some day medical science will accomplish that miracle…

Next up: DeSantis deputizes the attackers feet, claims the smell has religious rights to defend itself, bans any books referring to “stink”, and blames the lack of a pregnant woman in a nearby kitchen barefoot for the failure of the ammunition to succeed in the way American ammunition should.

And somehow the smell itself is woke because of tampons or something.

Really channeling that ancestor velociraptor vibe