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Addendum: Rolling Coal should be an immediate bitch slap and some jail time being force fed Vegan meals while blasted with Enya.

Hey … There’s no monkey in these videos.

Pack it up guys, it’s just porn.

I was all prepped to watch monkey grooming dammit.

Pictured: Dramatic reenactment of Leto II

Status: runny.

Somehow envisioning this made me very happy.

Daphne: cop killer.

I dig it.

That 40% of cops will be able to keep theirs since they claim the time they spend beating their spouses as “overtime”.

“your hot wife obviously is suffering from sexy demons. I need to use my specialized equipment to vigorously purge them from her, once each evening, and sometimes just after lunch…”

He doesn’t get older, just more and more apparent he was right this whole time