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“your hot wife obviously is suffering from sexy demons. I need to use my specialized equipment to vigorously purge them from her, once each evening, and sometimes just after lunch…”

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That sounds far fetched until you remember that they diagnosed women with hysteria and treated them by giving them orgasms. When the vibrator was invented to treat muscle pain much later, doctors latched onto them for treating hysteria to give their hands a break.

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Absolutely. Hystéra is Greek for uterus. Hysteria, or the “roaming uteri” theory was a successor to Plato’s theory of hysterical suffocation. They believed that the uterus could migrate around the body, placing pressure on internal organs. It’s like gynecological fan fiction.

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When pregnant that’s a pretty good explanation of what it does though. Uterus just tells everybody up to the diaphragm to get outta the fucking way.

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I think that makes up for a lot of bad things that were done.

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Greek, not latin

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I think you responded to the wrong comment

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that still exists today in Turkey

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Well in that case

Merhaba, bugün doktorunuz olacağım. Lütfen eteğinizi kaldırın, iç çamaşırınızı çıkarın ve her zamanki pozisyonu alın.

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Gobble gobble

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Can you tell us more? It sounds legitimately interesting.

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well your regular small scale religious cult leader being the main point of contact for every health concern (because they set up shop in a very rural area with a lot of religious conservatism and limited health care). People go to them for all sorts of reasons and when you are a female the general answer is you are infested with demons I can help you personally in my bedroom. It is especially ironic when they go to this person because a female cant get pregnant and then voilà!

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“You got hysteria lady, time for a finger blasting session.”

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They used a vibrator because they did not want to get tired.

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Sometimes

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I’ve never heard that term for an intern.

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“Vibrator my boy, can you come in and help this lovely lady?”

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I mean, yeah, after you got a hysteria lady.

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Lol, you can still do that, just call it “the truth that big pharma doesn’t want you to know”

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The only logical solution is for me to blow pipe tobacco smoke in your butthole.

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