They should mind their own business and stop pretending to be asleep.

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Man… Locked-in syndrome scares the shit out of me…

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Yeah it sounds like being buried alive.

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At least with that you will die in a few hours/days. With this you might be imprisoned in a hospital bed for years

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I wouldn’t wish either to my worst enemy.

Jfc

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Wouldn’t it be obvious if you were conscious though? Your heart rate would be through the roof. I’m not a doctor but I’m assuming coma patients don’t normally display massive increases in blood pressure and heart rate? Maybe they do. Idk.

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what’s that?

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It is a condition where you are completely paralized and you can only observe things as they happen. No control of almost any muscles so no way to communicate with the outside world.

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I just installed a few coma patients around the house. If there’s privacy concerns should I uninstall them?

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Just unplug them until you need them. Make sure they’re not connected to the internet.

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This headline almost gives me hope that eventually someone could finally get through to all those poor MAGA.

Maybe some day medical science will accomplish that miracle…

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This reminds me of Radiolab’s Finding Emily. On the up side, she felt like she wasn’t really there entirely.

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nvidia building the unresponsive brain damaged patient supercomputer:

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