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Jim Cornette is a pro-wrestling personality who’s known for his fast loud mouth on-air.

He’s also known as being hard to get along with by most people.

So in the 1980s, when he was first becoming nationally well known, he would have bickering arguements with his coworkers. He made a list of people he didn’t like.

Then in the 1990s, he worked with a guy named Vince Russo, who he still to this day HAAAAAATES. He’s quoted as saying “Spite is a hell of a motivator, and it’s the reason I’m going to live one day longer than Vince Russo. Just so I can piss on his grave.”

So after dealing with Vince Russo, the WWF hired someone he worked with years earlier, and found he wasn’t as mad at him as he once was.

He was quoted as saying “You used to be much higher on my shitlist, but you’ve moved down a few spots simply by not doing anything differently!”

I’ve always taken that last quote to be an interesting take on perspective. How things can be exactly the same, but your perspective may shift with experience.

With all that said, I see this picture, of something that is being called “Pizza”, and I realize that pineapple on pizza isn’t the abomination to the form of pizza that I once percieved it as.

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This is poetry

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Brilliant! We need to spread this message so us Pineapple Pizza lovers wont be so hated.

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42 points

my dude i was eating look what you did

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You knew the risk that you took browsing the Internet while eating

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I gotta blame someone for this and lord knows I’m not capable

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This is why I only browse while pooping.

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Wtf

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/c/antiquememesroadshow

thank you for this comforting old meme

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Epic

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Seeing this brings me back to my youth

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Team_America_Vomit_Scene.gif

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Are those Kraft singles!?

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yes

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You know, as unappetizing as this looks, it probably tastes close to dipping a grilled cheese into tomato soup. I’m keeping my mind open, but good lord they need help with their plating.

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What is this abomination

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Amazing gif. What’s the source?

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I have trouble with gifs on lemme but it looks like the pie eating contest from the movie “stand by me”

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ಠ_ಠ wtf

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I like how every time I see this identical picture it’s cropped slightly smaller so people can claim it’s a unique image

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There it is in full, address of the godforsaken restaurant and all.

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I’m not from the US, so pardon my ignorance. But holy shit, this place looks depressing as fuck. I don’t know if it’s the concrete jungle or the lack of walkability, but it just looks sad

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the fucking burnt bits on the cheese 😭 bruh this shit is fucked

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Basically a focaccia topped with tomato sauce, salami, green bell peppers and American cheese.

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that ain’t even actual amercian cheese (like burger joints use)… this is the individually-wrapped ‘singles’ garbage.

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As a non-American, this individually-wrapped garbage is the only type of American cheese that exists over here

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Wait. Aren’t these the same thing?

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i didn’t know there was a difference! thank u to the cheese fans for educating a layman like myself

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14 points

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

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dear god i finally found worse pizza than st. louis style pizza.

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10 points

I imagine that being served with a big fuck you energy

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holy fuck

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True facts I will never be able to purge from my accursed brain.

The married couple who owned the house in the 80’s sitcom “Mr Belvedere” canonically met in Altoona. The premise of the sitcom was that a lower/middle class family ended up with a refined british butler who solved all their issues for them and brought them closer as a family. It was exactly how it sounds.

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Rick and Morty season 2, the invadingind parasites episode has a skit spoofing this.

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Petition to nuke Altoona as that pizza is a war crime?

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I wanted to nuke them for ratting on luigi

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Funny enough the city and especially the horseshoe curve were prime targets during the cold war.

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As someone whose family is from Altoona, let me say that the abomination that is that pizza is not widely available in the city (a number of people in my family didn’t even know of it’s existence until the last decade or so) and most locals find it as baffling and disgusting as the rest of us. I’m also unsurprised that someone there would rat him out in hope of a reward, that city is the corpse of what it used to be, now stuffed to bursting with low-wage retail and healthcare jobs. It’s also a conservative bastion, go figure.

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not even the same person

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