Totally agree. This hypothetical company could capitalize on that. The branding “Trucks for people who need trucks” writes itself.

Thaddeus Q. They terminated his weather control experiments in the late nineties. Everyone knows that. It’s why the weather was normal until after 9/11 destroyed the transmitter.

I thought about that only to realize that the people Uruguay are probably equally as bad and I’m stuck here on this rock with billions of them until someone gives me a ride.

I bet it smells amazing in there. Like dreams ready to be born.

So the Democrats control the weather, but humans burning fossil fuels does nothing to the climate

Spending all day in the dark looking at memes is a sometimes food

Yes, most humans have trouble putting what they want into logical step-by-step instructions.

I don’t think any American politician would take on this topic.

And if they did it would be clear they didn’t have a clue what they were talking about.

The Eternal September is real

The folks at Some More News made a really great point: The truck segment is ripe for disruption. People who need trucks hate the monstrosities that truck companies are putting out. The Cybertruck, however, isn’t disrupting the market. It just looks weird. It’s just as heavy and big as other trucks.

Imagine if a company put out a small truck. Not too powerful, not too big, good sight lines and a nice, big bed. That would be disruptive.

Then again, I’m a Harbinger of Failure and listening to me is probably a bad idea. I assume people aren’t fucking idiots so maybe just build bigger and bigger trucks that are less and less useful