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It is a work email. Get rid of all of them.

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No!

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Let me change to some less professional tone :
It’s a work email. Get rid of all of them!

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Me, looking in the mirror while wearing 37 pieces of flair

Hmmm…

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Now, you know it’s up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or… well, like Kolanak, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.

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All periods. Don’t use “!”.

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For me, the problem is different 🤔 I work in an environment with young people 👶 Young people who speak with emojis 💯 and they expect others to speak with emojis as well 🤝 So when I write a message or a mail 📩 Then I need to figure out which emoji I need to replace the periods with 😅 And the minefield is kinda terrible, since some of the “regular” emojis are considered highly passive agressive 🙂

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Thanks a lot. 👍

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I use emoji as ponctuation but it is always point (^_^)

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This is hilarious to read for me because my mind automatically makes a pause after every emoji, longer than two periods, and it feels like every sentence is very emphasized. But the silence is filled with this not-so-serious emoji. Idk, hard to explain it

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it’s better to just not. just let them do their thing, and you and i can continue sending actually legible communication.

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Mine is changing one “fuck you you spineless amoral bastards” into a “please”

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“As per my previous email…”

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Sometimes if they don’t get it the second time or don’t answer what I asked, I send the exact same email again.

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I don’t send many mails for work, but I do that with slack by sending a link to the first message

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I did that to my old boss weekly. This guy was dense.

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