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I applied for a dev position with a salary range with the higher end fitting my requirements. I checked off basically all of the boxes in the job announcement as I had worked as a consultant for that very company in that same position for several years prior. After interviewing rounds and a programming task, the interviewers were very happy with me and were eager to get me started. However, their offer was in the lower ~20% of the salary range. When I asked for the reason, I was told that they had to cut back costs, so they couldn’t afford to pay me more.

So basically, the salary range was just bait to receive applications.

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I think that changing it to something gramatically correct would make it into a compliment. “You are a genius” would make it positively charged. However, I would expect “you genius” to be something that, for instance, someone would exclaim when someone cuts their hand when trying to open an avocado. Meanwhile I think it would be strange to exclaim “you genius” when someone solves a partial differential equation. But it probably does rely on the tone.

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“You […]” makes pretty much anything an insult.

A positive word implies sarcasm. “You genius”. “You hero”.

A random noun drags out the negative aspect of the noun or implies lack of a brain. “You french fry”. “You paper bag”.

Adding a random adjective just strengthens the statement. “You british bathroom sink”. “You beautiful parking lot”.

Of couse it depends on delivery, and using random words makes some strange insults, but I rarely see “you […]” turn into a positive compliment.

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The town I grew up in had several public apple trees. I have fond memories of climbing the trees with my friends to get apples.

Maintenance is a thing, though. If not properly maintained, the apples will often grow too densely, yielding only small and sour apples. I would never consider the apples in my home town to be filling food - at best it would be a small snack. It would require a lot of labour to maintain a tree to the point where it would feed people in need.

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I’m also bothered by very detailed QR codes. Milk cartons in my country had a QR-code for their website. It would be a ~10 letter url, maybe with a short path. But for some reason, the QR code was extremely detailed, as if it contained several kilobytes of data. I’m not sure if there were a large number of tracking-related parameters in the url, but it was very obviously unreasonably large.

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A random person - no.

A person who controls millions of narrow minded gun wielding nationalists - maybe.

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My VW Passat hybrid has carried more material on the roof rack than I’d be happy to admit.

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Yes, but I enjoy a lower temperature when I’m feeling warm. ~19 feels good for cooling down after activities in warm weather. And when I’m very cold coming into the car from a blizzard, I might crank it up to 25. My ideal extrenal temperature is dependant on several conditions, it’s not statically 20.

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This just adds to the joke, right? 1st world problems being problems which would be wildly undermined if compared to other’s problems.

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