48 points

How does the initial advice work for guys?

I don’t have accessories, am I supposed to take one shoe off or something??

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Pants

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40 points

Integer underflow. You’re supposed to put on 65535 accessories (or 2 billion, depending on your int size)

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6 points

Our int max is the number of fingers we have, so 10

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Oh no… I implemented my AccessoryCount as an unsigned BigInt for some reason. That’s more than the particles in the known universe.

I’ll just step outside on a clear night and claim that the stars themselves are my accessories. Is that too pretentious?

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16 points

In that case, add 3 and go again! Scarf it up!!

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40 points

The interrobang is back‽

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I fukken love me an interrobang. I have a shell alias on my computers that copies one of those bad boys into my clipboard so I can more easily display my shocked puzzlement. It’s very useful when dealing with msft products, especially Azure.

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7 points

On iOS I have it set up as a text replacement. If I type ?! it is replaced by ‽

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Android similarly makes it easy. If I just press and hold on ?, I get options for ¿ and ‽. Seems like mobile devices have worked out more convenient UIs for this type of thing.

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I always bind compose key to right logo key on Linux. Then I can enter interrobang by pressing right logo, exclamation mark and question mark.

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I always have a terminal open in the workspace on my other monitor so it’s just <super-j> interr <tab> <return> <super-;> <c-v>

wait, that makes me sound like an absolute fucking nutcase lol. I typed that first sentence completely unironically and only realized how absurd it was afterwards. It’s faster than the whole “type the Unicode point value” thing, but I should probably start using compose key instead.

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For me, the problem is different 🤔 I work in an environment with young people 👶 Young people who speak with emojis 💯 and they expect others to speak with emojis as well 🤝 So when I write a message or a mail 📩 Then I need to figure out which emoji I need to replace the periods with 😅 And the minefield is kinda terrible, since some of the “regular” emojis are considered highly passive agressive 🙂

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This is hilarious to read for me because my mind automatically makes a pause after every emoji, longer than two periods, and it feels like every sentence is very emphasized. But the silence is filled with this not-so-serious emoji. Idk, hard to explain it

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it’s better to just not. just let them do their thing, and you and i can continue sending actually legible communication.

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I use emoji as ponctuation but it is always point (^_^)

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Thanks a lot. 👍

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The accessory I remove after looking at the mirror is usually myself. I just give up going out. lol

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Me too. High five! (But not like, in person. Because I’m not leaving my house.)

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Electric high five!

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Even the virtual interactions need aome space lol

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5 points

What are you an accessory to? Murder? On the dance floor?

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2 points

Pinch your cheeks to remove dead-inside eyes

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2 points

what if I’m really dead inside?

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Sunglasses.

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Mine is changing one “fuck you you spineless amoral bastards” into a “please”

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“As per my previous email…”

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Sometimes if they don’t get it the second time or don’t answer what I asked, I send the exact same email again.

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I don’t send many mails for work, but I do that with slack by sending a link to the first message

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I did that to my old boss weekly. This guy was dense.

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