Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …
That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
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