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That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

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But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.

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But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

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But the human will let you suck her dick. So

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Yeah, but I’ve already done that. So

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20 points

Unprocessed salami?

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sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit

rascals

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How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.

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O.O

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0 points

Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey

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14 points

You might be taking the internet too seriously

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4 points

You might take me too seriously

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Seriously might be taking too internet

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I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.

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Looks like an elf to me!

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Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me

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