Oh can you tell me one?

I need to befriend more gays

I have neither a yard nor a car, what do I do on a Saturday

I think this is a wink towards the idea that your plants grow better when you talk lovey-dovey to them

God, straight edge is so old I literally had to get a consultation to understand the insult

I too have developed into a very politically correct person with lemmy, I kinda miss being able to make gay jokes

With a cup, you can take it home with you and put it in the freezer and save it for later if you want.

This is on the verge of psychopathy but you get my upvote for sure.

Man, your freezer is like -18°C, gelateria ice cream is way warmer. You would so ruin ice cream by putting it in your freezer. Also why would you even do that?! If you want ice cream at home go buy it in the store, that stuff is made for long term storage. Eat it later my ass.

I theoretically agree with you because I don’t like to eat cones but I also like the aesthetics more, it’s at least a trash free option, and you can push a stroller/hold your toddler etc with a cone in your hand. But we are talking about eating the ice cream outside. I literally live across an amazing gelateria and never have I ever considered taking that ice cream home like a maniac. I’d rather stand outside my apartment and finish that ice cream than taking it inside.

Have my upvote, you deserve it.

Interesting. Their la rosetta pizza has beef, arugula and parmesan as toppings btw.

Thank god toddler pee has surface tension.

We actually made them once. Was rather meh. There’s also not enough Türkisches Haschisch to have any kind of effect.