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But you dont really care 'bout voltage, do ya?

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It goes like this, on the the 25th. A minor shock? No. Death madeshift.

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The baffled men are meeting now their maker.
Hallelujah, Hallelujah,
Hallelujah, Hallelujah!

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102 points

Also known as a “nope rope”

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I thought that was a snake…

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45 points

Those are danger noodles

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What what’s a safe danger noodle then? I thought those were nope ropes.

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20 points

I wouldn’t plug both ends of a snake into the mains either.

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We call them a Deadman’s cable up here, and sadly they’re still quite frequently used in the northern rural areas because it costs almost $2,000 to have a dedicated bypass switch installed(generator hookup) so nobody does it, they just throw the Main and hope they don’t put too much stress on the internal lines.

Is it legal? Hell no but they do it anyway

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I did this.
Is it stupid? Yes. Did it work? Also yes. For the amount of time that we’d have power out, it was just way to easy to throw a breaker and connect it like this just to keep a small heater and a light running. If I had the money at the time I would have loved battery backup/ bypass but this cost $2 and an old cord.

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Especially considering that having a functional stove nowadays skyrockets your insurance. A lot of people used to use wood stoves as the backup heat source if the power went out, we still have one ourselves however it’s “non-functional” , it probably is to be honest it hasn’t been ran for a few years now but it was going to Skyrocket the insurance if we had it listed as a functional Appliance

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There are way cheaper ways to have a safe interconnect then those second box systems. There are kits that install a plate next to the main breaker and prevent both the main breaker and the next closest breaker from both being on at the same time. You then setup the second breaker to be your generator inlet. Here’s a DIY version, but there are kits for all major brands.

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7 points

The lord chord

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Hymnnn

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I thought this was an anti homosexuality meme until I read the top comment.

I’ve got to stop using Lemmy. It is changing me…

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I too have developed into a very politically correct person with lemmy, I kinda miss being able to make gay jokes

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I guess you’re too straight edge for that.

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God, straight edge is so old I literally had to get a consultation to understand the insult

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37 points

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I need to befriend more gays

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Just make pro-gay gay jokes.

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1 point

Oh can you tell me one?

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Gay jokes as in just jokes making fun of gay people? Why do you miss making that? I can just tell you that especially when I was a gay kid, I would have wished no-one would make such.

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14 points

That’s pretty gay.

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I was gonna tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it.

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I know so many gay and racist jokes as a result of my upbringing. I’ve only been able to convert a few. There’s alao a few I can still tell to the right crowd.

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I heard there was a secret cord.
you plug it in to meet the lord.
But you don’t really care for safety, do ya?
It goes like this, you plug it in,
And in a flash, the lights go dim,
The power’s gone,
and now it’s running through ya.

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You have been warned but you needed proof.
You hanged some lighting on the roof.
The spirit of the holiday overthrew you.
You climbed atop the kitchen chair.
You plugged the cord. It zapped your hair.
And from your lips you stuttered Hallelujah.

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kitchen chair, not chain

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Thanks. Fixed.

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Beautiful

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Amazing, I got like two lines in on my own and gave up but you did it you beautiful mind

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52 points

No problem.

I got these baddies

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6 points

Looks pretty weak sauce. I use jumper cables.

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Memories. Me and my friends used to zap eachother with these before social media made everyone into cowards

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It didn’t take the internet for people to be fearful and cautious around high voltage…

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I’m guessing your turn was last and that’s why you’re still here.

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Nah but we did stop when we took out the neighbourhood’s power with our fooling. Just as well since I’ve since heard it’s quite dangerous

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All I got to zap was myself.

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