frigidaphelion

Will Arnett was in The Office?

Im sorry, i have pedantic brain syndrome also known as am an asshole

As far as finding out bad things about celebrities in the news goes, this barely even rates. Infidelity is nothing compared to the bar that has been set.

disgusting take

Venomous, not poisonous.

Good point

😭 chicken dry as a bone. I think they were conflating the oven temp with the desired internal temp (165 F is the safe minumum for poultry for the curious, so 400 F would be well done to say the least)

Never been that stoned before, eh?

…wet ass pussy??