35 points
😭 chicken dry as a bone. I think they were conflating the oven temp with the desired internal temp (165 F is the safe minumum for poultry for the curious, so 400 F would be well done to say the least)
18 points
Dry as a bone would be an understatement, it would be charcoal in a puddle of fat at that temp
7 points
“It’s a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.”
2 points
14 points
Tbf, he doesn’t account for the loss of heat at all, so it’s good that he’s taking a big margin.
8 points
3 points
6 points
Oh, in that case it only needs 9,213 slaps (delivered near-simultaneously) or a single slap at 1,490 mph.
5 points
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