That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.