You would be too since reality is more satirical than anyone can imagine.
You’ve clearly not been following their Israel/Gaza headlines. They’ve absolutely been on fire.
This better be satire
Oh jeez I wished I didn’t look. Definitely just an account that only gets downvotes.
No, but you sound like you might be. A Trump supporter blatantly incapable of absorbing the information right in front of him. Typical.
Its not America’s finest, X is currently actually the number one news source in the states
Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards
They really aren’t pulling their punches!
I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.
I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.
I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.
I read your username as “DopeSalad”
Thats not even CLOSE!
pretty incredible that they managed to get his signature even though he’s dead
Well don’t underestimate the reach of Global Tetrahedron.
Cover from January 2001: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion#/media/File:The_Onion,_January_18-24,_2001.jpg
