I don’t wanna talk to a scientist, y’all motherfuckers lyin’ and gettin’ me pissed.

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

I’d like to see a study but that seems ethically complicated somehow

Obviously. Who would want to pay less money for a better phone? That’s absolutely ridiculous. In fact, why even get a new phone? We should all just be making yearly donations to apple for the privilege of keeping our old iPhones. God damn am I lucky to lick, suck, and deepthroat the boot. Feels so good.

Settings, apps, Google play services, disable. Very easy. Nobody is saying “you can disable any app you want on android and your phone will magically just keep running perfectly as though it’s not dependent on it” just that it is possible to do so. Yes, I understand disabling Google play services will cripple many features. It is however possible, and you’ll still have a functional phone afterwards. The same cannot be said about iPhones.

You’re right, because they shouldn’t exist at all. No rich people, no need to draw a line. Thanks for making this so simple!

That is not okay with me and is not a contradiction either. I am nowhere near rich. Are you getting paid to deepthroat the boot or do you just enjoy it?

It’s okay when you hurt rich people and corporations

Fuck 'em

Consent comes before the outcome. If the outcome happens without consent, the outcome happens without consent. The word consent has a meaning and it isn’t “something that happened”