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I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.

I read your username as “DopeSalad”

Thats not even CLOSE!

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Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.

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