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- took me a moment…

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But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.

I love it.

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Finally someone said it. I’m tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.

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Calm down Canada.

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/c/NCD leaking

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Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!

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I think Internet Explorer is in for him too.

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He’s all the buzz on AIM right now.

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Naw, they’re rooting for Eisenhower.

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upset at myself for taking a whole 10 seconds to get the joke

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It took me like 15 😭

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I’m a Republican who Does Her Own Research and I TOLD you Libtards that Biden was still in the Race! The whole Kamala thing was a SHAM! HOW can they Endorse Biden if he isn’t running STUPIDS!

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