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callouscomic@lemm.ee
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Real-life isn’t some crappy sitcom

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state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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lol, you fucking dweeb.

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Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I literally did this I’m sorry your childhood was boring

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wjrii@lemmy.world
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I didn’t do this but I definitely threw tennis balls at the girl I liked when I was 13, which may be one of the few dumber ways to try to get attention. Teenage boys’ brains are pretty much the reason crappy sit-coms resonate with anyone.

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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kautau@lemmy.world
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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Well played 😄

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XIIIesq@lemmy.world
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More game than I had 🤷🏼‍♂️

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NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting.

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0ops@lemm.ee
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“one, two, th…”

*Girl walks in *

“…Ninety-nine, one hundred”

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TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)@badatbeing.social
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I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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I don’t like being called out like this.

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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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Hah, I had such a huge crush on one of my sister’s friends when I was a teenager. I kept trying to hang out with her and my sister despite her polite, total disinterest. I miss feeling that sort of excitement.

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Delphia@lemmy.world
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“Now, son… thats not going to work, what you need to do is keep doing that every day when she isnt here and eating clean until you turn 18 and show your sisters friends no interest at all just walking around without a shirt on.”

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