Yh, not like it’s her job to parent the child, that’s the government’s responsibility!

No, I want to argue the point that you think it’s a job worth creating, but that I also get the impression that it’s a job you wouldn’t want to be doing yourself.

But I also get the impression that engaging you in debate is going to be a waste of my time.

Follow up question, are there any meats that aren’t edible?

I’ve heard that you shouldn’t eat the livers of predators due to poisonous amounts of vitamin A that can be built up in them, but that’s strictly offal rather than meat.

If we did, we would do something about it."

Like build conveniently placed cart returns with “please return your cart” written on them?

I’m not asking if you return your cart, I’m asking if you’re employed to return the carts of other people.

I also have an emergency that I need to get to NOW!

If they’re so tired after walking around the shop and walking back to their car that they can’t do that tiny bit more and return the cart to the corral, maybe they should be seeing a doctor to see if they are eligible for disability (sounds like a severe case of lazybonesitis) and use a handicapped spot. Or you know, stop being so fucking lazy and making excuses.

If you piss on the toilet seat, do you clean it up (free labour as you call it) or hire a cleaner?

Are you a trolley returning person on minimum wage, or are you just saying it’s a good job for someone else?