Great points. Here is the original post:

I will delete this post and replace it with one about the dog whistle.

What the fuck! I thought it was just a cute post about small talk being mostly about boring patterns like the weather and recent sports results.

I didn’t miss anything

Might want to try reposting that link dude, it leads to a domain category on reddit?

it’s borderline but I think this is allowed

Eating gizzard sounds offal to me

What? Explain yuself

Oh that is tasty

Totally agree about the offside rule. It’s so boring when attacking play is ruined on a technicality based on a three pixel attacking advantage. Totally misses the point.