Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting.

He will randomly remember that memory one night at bed in his thirties and this will make him unable to fall asleep for the next hour

Edit: I see a lot of cringey memories in the crowd tonight, you’re beautiful

I don’t like being called out like this.

More game than I had 🤷🏼‍♂️

“Now, son… thats not going to work, what you need to do is keep doing that every day when she isnt here and eating clean until you turn 18 and show your sisters friends no interest at all just walking around without a shirt on.”