101 points

Maybe they can take Ted Cruz back while they’re at it?

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If not Canada, then maybe russia? I hear they’re desprately hiring new people!

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I hear the surface of the sun is granting citizenship to all those who apply.

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No no. Lets not fuck with the sun. If somehow the sun goes out, we’re all fucked. If they have some issue in russia, thats a them problem.

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35 points

Texan here. You mean Rafael Edward Cruz?

The immigrant that’s against immigrants?

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Is Rafael one of the most pretentious names these days? Fortunately it’s going the way of Ruth.

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who was your favorite ninja turtle? mine was donatello because the staff was the best weapon

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No one wants Ted Cruz

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I resent threats like this.

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You’re from alberta i take it?

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Yup

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75 points

Fugg is wrong with Alberta?

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43 points

So many things.

Source: Am Albertan

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But at least y’all don’t have mice.

Edit: aw, rats.

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We have mice; well the province does, I don’t because I have three cats. We don’t have persistent rat colonies though, which is probably what you were thinking of.

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It’s essentially the Texas of Canada.

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Texas at least has a somewhat diversified economy, Alberta has a meltdown every time the price of oil drops

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Fair warning: This is CultMTL. It’s not a very serious newspaper. They tend to exaggerate things all the time. Take this with a grain of salt.

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I haven’t been to alberta but it checks out for albertans that have come here that I have worked with in oil related steel trades.

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6 points

Sampling bias; Albertans working in O&G are going to be the shittiest people our province has to offer

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Yeah but more popular than in the US? C’mon.

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I mean I certainly hope not, but there is no shortage of canadians saying they will vote for trump when they have no voting rights in the states and even sometimes hanging banners on some highway overpasses. More than trumpers though its mostly the anti abortion losers that haul giant posters of aborted goop like its going to make me feel anything other than disdain for the people displaying the poster in areas where kids can see.

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They’re cherry-picking the most right-wing province and comparing it to the entire US averaged as a whole. The claim doesn’t surprise me at all.

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Make sense to me, they get all the rhetoric all the YouTube videos all the propaganda but none of the actual consequences. Of course he’s more popular there.

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I live in rural Alberta and it’s pretty rare for anyone to profess admiration for the orange shitbird. It’s usually the people nobody likes to be around anyway.

I call bullshit on this article.

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The trick is that they’re cherry-picking the most right-wing province and comparing it to the entire US averaged as a whole.

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I hope you’re right because rural Alberta was why we have Danielle Smith as Premier. She’s a lunatic.

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Man, nobody I’ve talked to around here has the time of day for Smith.

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Tbh sounds right I don’t think anyone really likes trump anymore. So maybe a handful of loonies in Canada do like him more than the US

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Good fucking god I hate Albertans

-An Albertan

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