99 points

Add a bald head with a barcode on the back and you don’t even need charisma.

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The homing briefcase will forever be one of my favorite if not my absolute favorite bugs. Especially as it was later embraced as a feature.

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Former security guard on a variety of different kinds of posts. This is 100% accurate for anywhere that doesn’t require ID or a scanner card or some shit.

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Even if you need Id/scanner. If the check is at the elevator on the ground floor it may often as well not exist.

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Also works for inside locations if you are carrying a large bag of food or several pizza boxes. I’ve snuck into some concerts with the pizza box method.

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I got backstage access at a U2 concert pretending to be delivering potatoes.

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Damn, free concert and pizza??? Talk about two in one deal

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I mean, they probably still bought the pizza. I don’t think they made it from scratch and then put it in an old pizza box…

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No they put on a high vis vest walked into a pizza place, grabbed pizza and was off to next target

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71 points

add a hard hat and you’re in

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Carry a ladder, security will open gates for you.

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And act like you ain’t got time for anyone’s shit.

I’ve worked events, and carrying a 6’ ladder with hi vis and a dome shell while grumbling is instant access wherever you need to go. Just make sure to not stop and look around cause your cover will be blown.

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I was an internet cable installer in Tulsa. Gated communities and apartments everywhere. Out of 1,000+ visits, only got hassled once.

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White one, no work marks

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So on most sites, black i s reserved for management. Management goes where they want but also come up randomly from head office so no one questions that they haven’t seen you before.

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Could be a local thing. Haven’t seen black helmets much here. Good to know

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As someone who has experienced this phenomenon first hand: being white helps.

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