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I still cannot fucking believe, in all that time onstage, that was the thing that made Biden come alive. Fucking golf.

it’s like a garden path sentence written by an eldritch horror

I don’t know if you’re in the same boat I am, but this is about the boat I’m in:

saw that on here a couple days back, and I’ve been applying to jobs for six months! The 'tism is some bullshit.

I’m sure I could get a job at Walmart or McDonald’s if I had no standards, but frankly I’d rather just scrape by doing Uber and Lyft. And everything else that I have applied to? Got me two whole interviews. In six months. Which I then never heard back from.

Fuck modern employment culture, man.

If he wins, we’re not going quietly either.

You think the Oompa Loompa is gonna lose quietly?

Oh no, friend, that’s when shit gets real.

hooray for the middle of the bell curve

“oh no, the vegans are leaving!” said no-one ever

found the tankie

Don’t care + touch grass, don’t eat it. Bye 😘

no no, you misunderstand, vegans/vegetarians usually aren’t doing it to be healthy, they’re doing it to feel morally superior.

What you mean to mock them with is “yeah cartels are wholesome, sex and drug trafficking is good for the soul 🤗”