Dabundis

My point being that if someone didn’t like little caesars and concluded that pizza is bad, that opinion is terribly uninformed

American is so mild that an even somewhat flavorful cheese will overpower the hell out of it. I’m not worried about a single slice of american diluting my cheese sauce. Not to any perceptible degree, anyway.

Where I’m from, we have access to sharp american cheese. It slaps.

Pointing to kraft singles and insisting that “american cheese bad” is like pointing to Little Caesars and insisting that pizza is a lousy food.

There’s at least one instance on futurama where a space ship is flown through a drive-through that’s just out in the vacuum of space

This would go crazy as an album cover

You couldn’t “restore” something to a state it’s never been in. Cutting off the legs and then casting regenerate would “regenerate” the lost pair of paralyzed legs.

Even with regenerate, what exactly are you regenerating? If the necessary neural pathways for the legs to work never developed in the first place, they couldn’t be “regenerated”. If this was your goal I think you might need to true polymorph a guy into “the same guy but his legs work”

Alright, you cast heal wounds. Any wounds on the legs are healed. You are now aware that paralysis from birth is not a “wound”

Call me crazy but I wear gloves when cleaning toilets