“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
If i said you have a nice body would you take off your clothes and do a little dance?
Idk why but censoring R*ddit is way funnier than it should be
If by immediate you mean in govermental decision making scale i.e. couple of weeks or months then I once saw a guy being an actual decent person to be around without expecting anything in return and he had no problem getting around.
Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?
Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?
Step two say ??? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn’t a big deal.
Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.
Maybe start by not referring to them as ‘females’ or talking about ‘luring’ them to your room
TIL: there is such a thing as a stupid question.
